I Can't Promise She Wasn't Drunk

Let's just say that, tired from a long day at the car show and exploring historic downtown Santa Paula, Mom and Dad fall asleep in their bed, leaving the minor children unattended and vulnerable to all manner of mayhem. Then let's say that they leave the camera out. Then let's say that Fiona finds it and embarks on a scheme to reveal her true self through the medium of photography. This is what you get:

And, finally, a picture of her baby, Jacobed. You can ask her why she named her baby after Moses' mother.