The Gentleman Begins His Jedi Training

As part of his well-rounded home school education, we have appointed Uncle Chris to oversee Chachi's Skateboarding and Star Wars instruction. These are both areas of knowledge in which no boy should be deficient. It is crucial to maintain equilibrium between these two disciplines. Too much Star Wars and you get a dork; too much skateboarding results in a punk. Just the right combination of the two results in a Renaissance Man who can conquer the universe.

Our plan is to send Chachi away to live with Uncle Chris for two months out of every year, starting at age 6 and ending at age 16. There, he will gain all of the training he needs to become a Hans Solo/ Tony Hawk hybrid. Chachi anticipates this exciting chapter of his education as he snuggles with Baby Boba Fet, the most feared baby bounty hunter in the universe.

Prepare yourself, Uncle Chris. He will soon be in your capable hands.