Martinez Rules!: Camp!

Wanted: The Pro-Creators

Crime: Being the coolest, most fertile home church around

Reward: If you find us, you get to hang out with us

Carpinteria State Beach was hit hard with some Pro-Creators mayhem last weekend. We were only missing Mr. Chamberlin. I think he just didn't want to be photographed with us. Probably a wise move.

The kiddos lined up, waiting to be led on some sort of adventure

Heather and sweet baby Zach. He's my new loverman.

The Misses Martinez

Aw, Ky and Fi love each other. Most of the time.

My beautiful little friend, Miss Josie

Some dudes lookin' for trouble

Mackenzielooks very authoritative as she and Chachi play Polly Pockets

Something's going on here. It looks chivalrous.

Handsome Chachi picture #1

Handsome Chachi picture #2

Colorin' Cuties

Dinner time! On the menu, 500 lbs, of spaghetti and 100 gallons of sauce

Campfires always bewitch me.

The raccoon family living nearby desperately wanted to join our party.

"Where is it? We know how to handle unwanted outsiders."

Somehow, I have more confidence in the girls to dispense of our raccoon friends.

Handsome Chachi picture #3. If only the day would have stopped here.

The scene of the crime

Fiona chooses her poison, literally

The fateful purchase

The gluttony

You won't be looking so smug in about an hour, Missy

Mac is wondering why everyone is photographing her and her candy.

Ky looks like an annoyed old lady.

Note Fiona's empty bag

Ring pops!

Here is everyone enjoying themselves on the beach, soaking up the afternoon sunshine. Where am I? Where is Fiona? Back at camp changing our clothes and washing all of the gummy bear puke out of our hair. Turns out, back at Robitaille's, she ate an ENTIRE bag of gummy bears, weighing approximately 1/3 pound. And then she had a ring pop. And then she threw up on me at the beach.