It's a new disorder that has been exhaustively researched by the S&R Institute of Health and Science. What does TFBPD stand for? Tubercular Fibromyalgic Bi-Polar Disorder. Fi has it. Here are the symptoms:1) A perpetual snotty nose, accompanied by a wheezy, disgusting cough that would be sure to get one banned from any airplane.
2) Frequent outbursts of the word "OWWWW!" signifying great pain (as in being a great pain in the butt).
3) Rapid fluctuations between giddy happiness and utter emotional devastation. Such a downward spiral might be brought on by not getting one's whim and wish instantaneously fulfilled or by the sudden movement of a dog.
So, as you can see, it's pretty serious.
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